Another installment of Don’t be THAT Guy!

Seriously?! Not again!

Seriously?! Not again!

BEHOLD! Amazing that “grown men” need to be blasted by me in order for them to UNDERSTAND how simple it is to read my don’t list. I don’t care about what other women do. NEVER use that as an excuse as to why you approach me with emails that are clearly marked in my “peeve” column. I promise you, your hard on is NEVER that big of a concern that you need to email stupid questions. If you need an engraved invitation to call me, DON’T BOTHER. Also, don’t think because I sent 2 responses to him that you too will have a chance for free attention. You may thank me for responding to him to use this as a learning example to those who lose their minds when their erections prevail. I’m not angry, nor am I mad. My blood pressure is just fine and I’m smiling while I’m typing this. No one person will ever get any sort of enraged, yelling reaction from me because, well, they aren’t worth it. 🙂 Sure, it’s a peeve. Sure it can be annoying on occasion but I post in my blog, make an example out of a situation and hopefully those who have enough sense will continue to do what they need to in order to interact with me.
I am a huge fan of the BLOCK button and will have no problem employing it. I always use it without warning you. How you choose to use the examples I give to you is totally up to you. I promise you this, you’ll miss me, A LOT. Pretty sure you won’t be missed. Choose wisely!
PS: I keep track of who blocks me. I know who blocks me and turns around after a period of time and unblocks me. I almost never mention it because truthfully I don’t care. You can NEVER stay away from me for very long.
The graphic below is an exchange I had with someone yesterday. Marked 1 & 3 are his emails, 2 & 4 are mine. Read it from bottom to top.

Don't be THAT guy. Click the graphic for FULL size.

Don’t be THAT guy. Click the graphic for FULL size.

There always has to be ONE…

Sadly, just a day after I post the very simple don’ts, there is ONE person who has to test me. So, for those of you who think you are the exception or you get your pathetic little rocks off by trying to piss me off- here is a picture for those of you who are too dense to comprehend the English language. CLICK ON THE GRAPHIC TO SEE IT FULL SIZE! 😀

Perfect example of someone who is begging to be blocked.

Perfect example of someone who is begging to be blocked.

Seriously? Common sense is not so common anymore. If you have to ask if it’s okay, IT’S PROBABLY NOT. I WILL NOT waste time making examples out of time wasters and wankers. Don’t get it twisted. This post is not an invite to see how many of you can test me. I am merely warning those of you who are tempted but come to your senses before you get exiled from MY WORLD.

Happy 2014 to Me! Here’s to YOUR New Year’s Resolutions

If you are lucky, I will do a blog post about my amazing NYE. Today is page 1 of a 365 page book. I’m taking the opportunity to outline some things about my patience, my peeves, my time and my attention.

Keep in mind if this is the first time you are reading this or this is the first time you’ve been given verbal/written warning to view this post, you will only be told once (and that’s not guaranteed.) Make any mistakes outlined in this post and you will likely be blocked.

This brings me to my next point. What I’ve mentioned above and what will be mentioned below this goes for ALL OF YOU. I don’t care how much we’ve talked, how much you’ve spent, if I’m EVER nice to you. If you send an email, it better be attached to a tribute.

It should also be made aware that at ANY time I can amend this post. Of course, I will send out the appropriate emails/social networking messages.

These things listed are in no particular order and should be considered equally important to one another.

  • I get quite a bit of email. A lot consists of “are you into…” I’ve done an excellent job of outlining not only the titles but the listings I’ve published on Niteflirt. If you can’t deduce calling me fits what you are looking for, let my powers of deduction prevail; I won’t want to talk to you. I enjoy speaking with those who are intelligent.
  • Another email I get frequently, “Will you be available later, tomorrow/when will you be available.” I don’t keep a particular schedule. I’m rarely available after 2am EST and almost never available before 10am EST. Add me to your favorites and call when both you and I are available.
  • Updates via email: If you’d like to email me and let me know what’s going on in your life, strides you’ve made in your Bimbofication, Feminization or any other Fetish etc, make sure a TRIBUTE is attached with it. Otherwise your message will be deleted and unread.
  • Happy New Years, Birthday, Christmas, Easter, 4th of July ETC via email: Unless you are sending me a tribute, gift and/or present along with the well wishes, save them. I have enough friends and family to share holidays and special occasions with. Just like other emails, these will also go unread and deleted.
  • Can you call and “just listen” to me talk aka mouth breath heavily in my ear, because you are shy, you have people over in the next room blah blah blah? NO. This is by far one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. Sadly, I’ve read this more than once. Refer to the first bullet point if you need this expanded upon.
  • “I’d love to call and have YOU do…” Another BIG NO I am not a circus performer. If you are calling me under whatever listing you’ve chosen that pretty much sums it up.

This leads me to the next faux pas.

  • I am not a huge fan of roleplay. Cue the gasps. Perhaps this is largely due to being lifestyle. I do realize that many within the lifestyle enjoy roleplay, I’m just not one of them. My only suggestion is if you really want to talk with me, do your best to pretend you aren’t roleplaying. Obviously don’t bother emailing a script to me. Don’t babble directions to me like a b-movie director. That will ensure the end of our call.
  • “Hi, you’re hot” and other similar emails or emails that have less than or equal to 1 whole sentence. You’re dumb ass won’t even get a warning to read this post. Big mistake attempting to waste my time. These emails will lead to you getting blocked immediately.
  • I send out 1 free minutes to NEW CUSTOMERS and from that point on to regular Niteflirt customers. The amount of free minutes vary. The frequency also varies. All it takes is ONE phone call lasting less than 5 PAID MINUTES and you will be removed from promotional free minutes. If you only have a few minutes to talk or don’t have enough money- wait till you do. Five minutes is still a short period of time but doesn’t annoy me to stop what I was doing to pick up the phone.
  • Calling with ONLY THE FREE MINUTE I GAVE YOU: Yeah, that makes you a giant bag of smashed assholes. Those lame excuses that you wanted to make sure I was around to take your call. Whatever. I’m not the only person on Niteflirt you spend money on. I also know you have 2 chances before our call connects to add funds to your account. 1 – from the website and 2- the recording ASKS if you want to add more money before you continue with the call. Anyone who does this will never get free promotional minutes from me again.

To those of you who serve well and understand that I come first- my rules and regulations won’t seem harsh. To the time wasters, cheapskates, wankers and selfish pricks this will come off as me being a bitch (in the bad sense… everyone knows I can be a bitch in the good sense! lmao) Well then GOOD, I want to keep the useless at bay.

For Goddess devotees ONLY!

I doubt you can handle the level of hot me and my friends bring... but you're welcome to try! ;)

I doubt you can handle the level of hot me and my friends bring… but you’re welcome to try! 😉

So the latest installment of the picture set is finally out.

Silver Level Picture Set 50 Photos PLUS 10 FREE photos

I’m warning you… seriously hotness is all over my new Niteflirt PTV series. Lingerie, bikini’s, my hot friends, thigh high boots, hot little outfits… cleavage, gorgeous smiles, amazing bodies… Like I said. You’ve been warned!

At the very last minute, I decided to run a SPECIAL PROMOTION! The FIRST 3 Devotees to open the Silver Level Picture Set will receive an additional TWENTY FREE PHOTOS! (Sent to them in a separate email.) I will announce those 3 very special loyal submissives on this site, Twitter and Tumblr!

For my loyal submissives, fans and admirers

Great Idea Goddess! Cool, I think so too! lol

Great Idea Goddess! Cool, I think so too! lol

I have decided to give my adoring fans, subs and slaves a chance to increase their photo collection. First, I’ve created the Bronze Level Picture Set. Bronze has nothing to do with the photos themselves- just how many photos are in the mail. I will be publishing the Silver Level Picture set which will include 50 photos PLUS 10 FREE photos (60 photos total) soon. Yes, there will be a Gold and Platinum set produced too in the near future. I’m really excited about this new, fabulous idea. It’s great for those of you who can’t call, are too shy to call or who do call/email me but can’t get enough of how gorgeous I am. 🙂

Bronze Level Picture Set 25 Photos PLUS 5 FREE photos

Day 3: The Bimbo Attitude

MV-852I decided to have everyone (including myself) take a few days for the holiday. Onto Day 3: The Bimbo Attitude.I’m working on Day 4 right after this blog post. Seriously, this program is SO much fun. I’m having a blast with it and from the sounds of it so are my BIT’s.

I spoke with Ms. Fluffy today and I was given more ideas. So many things to cover so little time! Fluffy does a wonderful job finding all sorts of goodies online. I don’t know where I’d be without my lovely assistant.

I’m keeping day 4 a secret… for now. It wouldn’t be any fun if I didn’t hold somethings back. 😉


Day 3: The Bimbo Attitude

The Bimbo Program

Bimbo Program Day 2: New Panties

MV-1516Day 2 of the Bimbo Program is now available! It’s so exciting to see how many of my BIT’s are responding to the program. I’m having so much fun creating this. So much more to look forward to. I can hardly wait!

I’ve been talking with Fluffy, who is my personal assistant and Bimbo brainstorm-er about possibly creating a phase 2 of the Bimbo Program. The design would be similar to beginner/advanced “courses.” With this first leg of the program being beginner and phase 2 being advanced. YAY

Bimbo Program Day 2: New Panties

The Bimbo Program

Stay tuned for DAY 3. I bet you wanna know the title of it? Okay! Here it is: Day 3 The Bimbo Attitude

Bimbo Program Day 1: A Bimbo Name

It’s official! Day 1 of the Bimbo Program has launched. It’s been a huge hit so far and I can’t wait to get Day 2 published. All my good sissies, femmes, bimbos and sluts will have to wait.

For those of you just getting familiar with my Bimbo Program, it’s important that you get Rules, Vow and Pledge of the Bimbo Program before you get started on day 1.

Lovely sissy femme Ginger

Lovely sissy femme Ginger

Now, for an introduction… I present GINGER, the Irish Rose. She’s an import from Ireland with the sweetest little Irish accent. LOOK AT THOSE LEGS! Killer! All my bimbos should strive to have slender yet shapely legs. I plan on having lots of fun bending the mind of sexy little Ginger. I’ll be working Ginger up to be the Internet’s NEWEST and SLUTTIEST tart!

Rules, Vow and Pledge of the Bimbo Program

Bimbo Program Day 1: A Bimbo Name

 

The Bimbo Program

Rules, Vow and Pledge of the Bimbo Program

MV-2856I’m launching a Bimbo Program! There will be a mix of mp3’s, assignments, exercises, to-do lists and photos in each day. To get started you must read the rules, read and listen to the Vow and Pledge. I’ve created an MP3 format of the Vow and Pledge so you can hear my voice ANY time you need some extra motivation!
Stay tuned for Day 1 of the BIMBO PROGRAM!

 


Rules, Vow and Pledge of the Bimbo Program