Sadly, just a day after I post the very simple don’ts, there is ONE person who has to test me. So, for those of you who think you are the exception or you get your pathetic little rocks off by trying to piss me off- here is a picture for those of you who are too dense to comprehend the English language. CLICK ON THE GRAPHIC TO SEE IT FULL SIZE! 😀
Perfect example of someone who is begging to be blocked.
Seriously? Common sense is not so common anymore. If you have to ask if it’s okay, IT’S PROBABLY NOT. I WILL NOT waste time making examples out of time wasters and wankers. Don’t get it twisted. This post is not an invite to see how many of you can test me. I am merely warning those of you who are tempted but come to your senses before you get exiled from MY WORLD.
If you are lucky, I will do a blog post about my amazing NYE. Today is page 1 of a 365 page book. I’m taking the opportunity to outline some things about my patience, my peeves, my time and my attention.
Keep in mind if this is the first time you are reading this or this is the first time you’ve been given verbal/written warning to view this post, you will only be told once (and that’s not guaranteed.) Make any mistakes outlined in this post and you will likely be blocked.
This brings me to my next point. What I’ve mentioned above and what will be mentioned below this goes for ALL OF YOU. I don’t care how much we’ve talked, how much you’ve spent, if I’m EVER nice to you. If you send an email, it better be attached to a tribute.
It should also be made aware that at ANY time I can amend this post. Of course, I will send out the appropriate emails/social networking messages.
These things listed are in no particular order and should be considered equally important to one another.
- I get quite a bit of email. A lot consists of “are you into…” I’ve done an excellent job of outlining not only the titles but the listings I’ve published on Niteflirt. If you can’t deduce calling me fits what you are looking for, let my powers of deduction prevail; I won’t want to talk to you. I enjoy speaking with those who are intelligent.
- Another email I get frequently, “Will you be available later, tomorrow/when will you be available.” I don’t keep a particular schedule. I’m rarely available after 2am EST and almost never available before 10am EST. Add me to your favorites and call when both you and I are available.
- Updates via email: If you’d like to email me and let me know what’s going on in your life, strides you’ve made in your Bimbofication, Feminization or any other Fetish etc, make sure a TRIBUTE is attached with it. Otherwise your message will be deleted and unread.
- Happy New Years, Birthday, Christmas, Easter, 4th of July ETC via email: Unless you are sending me a tribute, gift and/or present along with the well wishes, save them. I have enough friends and family to share holidays and special occasions with. Just like other emails, these will also go unread and deleted.
- Can you call and “just listen” to me talk aka mouth breath heavily in my ear, because you are shy, you have people over in the next room blah blah blah? NO. This is by far one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. Sadly, I’ve read this more than once. Refer to the first bullet point if you need this expanded upon.
- “I’d love to call and have YOU do…” Another BIG NO I am not a circus performer. If you are calling me under whatever listing you’ve chosen that pretty much sums it up.
This leads me to the next faux pas.
- I am not a huge fan of roleplay. Cue the gasps. Perhaps this is largely due to being lifestyle. I do realize that many within the lifestyle enjoy roleplay, I’m just not one of them. My only suggestion is if you really want to talk with me, do your best to pretend you aren’t roleplaying. Obviously don’t bother emailing a script to me. Don’t babble directions to me like a b-movie director. That will ensure the end of our call.
- “Hi, you’re hot” and other similar emails or emails that have less than or equal to 1 whole sentence. You’re dumb ass won’t even get a warning to read this post. Big mistake attempting to waste my time. These emails will lead to you getting blocked immediately.
- I send out 1 free minutes to NEW CUSTOMERS and from that point on to regular Niteflirt customers. The amount of free minutes vary. The frequency also varies. All it takes is ONE phone call lasting less than 5 PAID MINUTES and you will be removed from promotional free minutes. If you only have a few minutes to talk or don’t have enough money- wait till you do. Five minutes is still a short period of time but doesn’t annoy me to stop what I was doing to pick up the phone.
- Calling with ONLY THE FREE MINUTE I GAVE YOU: Yeah, that makes you a giant bag of smashed assholes. Those lame excuses that you wanted to make sure I was around to take your call. Whatever. I’m not the only person on Niteflirt you spend money on. I also know you have 2 chances before our call connects to add funds to your account. 1 – from the website and 2- the recording ASKS if you want to add more money before you continue with the call. Anyone who does this will never get free promotional minutes from me again.
To those of you who serve well and understand that I come first- my rules and regulations won’t seem harsh. To the time wasters, cheapskates, wankers and selfish pricks this will come off as me being a bitch (in the bad sense… everyone knows I can be a bitch in the good sense! lmao) Well then GOOD, I want to keep the useless at bay.
I doubt you can handle the level of hot me and my friends bring… but you’re welcome to try! 😉
So the latest installment of the picture set is finally out.
Silver Level Picture Set 50 Photos PLUS 10 FREE photos
I’m warning you… seriously hotness is all over my new Niteflirt PTV series. Lingerie, bikini’s, my hot friends, thigh high boots, hot little outfits… cleavage, gorgeous smiles, amazing bodies… Like I said. You’ve been warned!
At the very last minute, I decided to run a SPECIAL PROMOTION! The FIRST 3 Devotees to open the Silver Level Picture Set will receive an additional TWENTY FREE PHOTOS! (Sent to them in a separate email.) I will announce those 3 very special loyal submissives on this site, Twitter and Tumblr!
I decided to have everyone (including myself) take a few days for the holiday. Onto Day 3: The Bimbo Attitude.I’m working on Day 4 right after this blog post. Seriously, this program is SO much fun. I’m having a blast with it and from the sounds of it so are my BIT’s.
I spoke with Ms. Fluffy today and I was given more ideas. So many things to cover so little time! Fluffy does a wonderful job finding all sorts of goodies online. I don’t know where I’d be without my lovely assistant.
I’m keeping day 4 a secret… for now. It wouldn’t be any fun if I didn’t hold somethings back. 😉
Day 3: The Bimbo Attitude
The Bimbo Program
Day 2 of the Bimbo Program is now available! It’s so exciting to see how many of my BIT’s are responding to the program. I’m having so much fun creating this. So much more to look forward to. I can hardly wait!
I’ve been talking with Fluffy, who is my personal assistant and Bimbo brainstorm-er about possibly creating a phase 2 of the Bimbo Program. The design would be similar to beginner/advanced “courses.” With this first leg of the program being beginner and phase 2 being advanced. YAY
Bimbo Program Day 2: New Panties
The Bimbo Program
Stay tuned for DAY 3. I bet you wanna know the title of it? Okay! Here it is: Day 3 The Bimbo Attitude
It’s official! Day 1 of the Bimbo Program has launched. It’s been a huge hit so far and I can’t wait to get Day 2 published. All my good sissies, femmes, bimbos and sluts will have to wait.
For those of you just getting familiar with my Bimbo Program, it’s important that you get Rules, Vow and Pledge of the Bimbo Program before you get started on day 1.
Lovely sissy femme Ginger
Now, for an introduction… I present GINGER, the Irish Rose. She’s an import from Ireland with the sweetest little Irish accent. LOOK AT THOSE LEGS! Killer! All my bimbos should strive to have slender yet shapely legs. I plan on having lots of fun bending the mind of sexy little Ginger. I’ll be working Ginger up to be the Internet’s NEWEST and SLUTTIEST tart!
Rules, Vow and Pledge of the Bimbo Program
Bimbo Program Day 1: A Bimbo Name
The Bimbo Program
I’m launching a Bimbo Program! There will be a mix of mp3’s, assignments, exercises, to-do lists and photos in each day. To get started you must read the rules, read and listen to the Vow and Pledge. I’ve created an MP3 format of the Vow and Pledge so you can hear my voice ANY time you need some extra motivation!
Stay tuned for Day 1 of the BIMBO PROGRAM!
Rules, Vow and Pledge of the Bimbo Program
Sneak peak of my Halloween costume last night. The full size and the other 3 pics available on Niteflirt!
So, yeah that just happened this afternoon. Last Friday I landed on the front page of Niteflirt and this afternoon I’m right back where I belong. I love it! Lets see if we can go for a 3rd weekend…
I come up with THEE best nicknames for submissives and slaves. The newest is, “The Saltine Sub” and he is proving to be a real asset to my Goddess Worship Army. Not everyone has what it takes to make me happy. I always welcome those of you who CAN.
The big game between Penn State and OSU is less than an hour away. Poor John… he has hopes that Penn will win. I highly doubt that. I’ve also informed him that it will be my pleasure to quench my thirst by using the tears he sends me after OSU’s big win. OH-IO!
Bi-Coastal is back in the mix. The gloryholes have been a let down, same with Craig’s List. Grindr hasn’t proven very well either. Hoping when he spends time on the east coast we’ll have better luck. I haven’t told him yet but I MIGHT have a play date set up for him. I’m sure if he sees this blog post I’ll be hearing from him soon to hear about this possible breaking his cock in the mouth cherry. *evil rubbing hands together and giggling*
I’ll be heading out again soon. I’ve sent a pay to view mail of last night’s Halloween costume on Niteflirt. 4 pictures total- with a sneak peek on this blog post! I know, I’m such a giving Goddess. :p
If you are reading this and are a lil jealous of the shout outs I’ve given to the deserving loyals, subs and devotees… here’s some suggestions, insights from PERFECTION, if you will. STEP UP YOUR GAME, FOOL. Entertain me, have a PERSONALITY, make our Niteflirt phone call MEMORABLE. Remember when you call me I am not running a hotline for depressed males. If you are having a shit day, CALL WHEN YOU’RE PROZAC HAS KICKED IN. Dreadfully dead silences, me having to pull teeth and you only responding with sounds or 1-2 word answers will guarantee our call will be short. Lastly, KNOW something. If I ask you a fairly straight forward question and you “don’t know.” The session was doomed before it started. I know my beauty is captivating and that can be a bit intimidating for some of you; to the point you have trouble finding the words… At the VERY LEAST convey that to me. I am a Goddess, I am many other things but I am NOT psychic. Not knowing anything and having zero to contribute to our phone call is a waste of my time and puts you on a forgotten list of wannabe subs I refuse to deal with.
LIMITED time only. The fun part is this could last an hour, 1 day, 2 weeks or any other time frame I see fit. I’m making room for some NEW ptv mails so I thought it would be fun to clean house. I will be putting some of the pay to view’s in a vault on my blog, others will be gone FOREVER! Snag all the PTV’s before their gone or back to regular price!
I don’t want to call it a ‘special’ because I’m not sure how long I will be leaving my non financial domination listings at $1.99 per minute. There are definitely a few key factors; my mood and how quickly a handful of mindless jerk-offs ruin it for the rest are certainly the top 2 reasons for this price to go back to $2.19 per minute sooner.
I’ve registered for my next math class- business calculus. Fall semester starts Aug 26th. My schedule will be a bit different than the summer semester. I’ll still be going to class M/W but instead of evening my class will be in the early afternoon. That’s definitely a plus for those of you who have missed me Monday and Wednesday evenings. 🙂
I’ve had submissive zero doing some admin asst stuff for me. He’s also replacing a laptop mouse for me. Daisy is trying to make his way back (again.) I’m over his dumb ass at the moment. I totally get deactivating NF accounts, deleting Twitter accounts etc but he does it so much I can’t even respond to a Niteflirt mail he sends because he keeps being a delicate pair of testicles about his role as a sissy slut for ALL cock kind. Dummy sent over a few new pictures with a note, “Thought you might enjoy some new pics.” I haven’t even looked at those pictures yet. He needs to earn his name back and earn a place back in my good graces. I can’t say I’m disappointed… that would require me giving an expectation level that would be high enough to get disappointed.
As for the last bit of news I have to share for this blog post, I’ve switched out the thumbnails on ALL my Niteflirt listings with hot, fresh pictures. I’m looking forward to getting some MP3’s done (finally) and possibly some tweaks to the text of my listings.