I’m launching a Bimbo Program! There will be a mix of mp3’s, assignments, exercises, to-do lists and photos in each day. To get started you must read the rules, read and listen to the Vow and Pledge. I’ve created an MP3 format of the Vow and Pledge so you can hear my voice ANY time you need some extra motivation!
Stay tuned for Day 1 of the BIMBO PROGRAM!
Rules, Vow and Pledge of the Bimbo Program
LIMITED time only. The fun part is this could last an hour, 1 day, 2 weeks or any other time frame I see fit. I’m making room for some NEW ptv mails so I thought it would be fun to clean house. I will be putting some of the pay to view’s in a vault on my blog, others will be gone FOREVER! Snag all the PTV’s before their gone or back to regular price!
Twink’s ass bleach and waxing progress.
whew, where to begin. oh wait, I know, i’m NOT Goddess Lindsay!!! lol. i’m twink . her humble servant. more and more humble every day. more humble still with Her invitation to write a guest blog post. omg
so yeah, She’s been documenting my attempt to get the perfect pornstar ass! 🙂 I mean, it is at Her suggestion, but as with most of Her suggestions, it was perfect. I just needed someone to realize and tell me that what I’ve been wanting all along was to attain the perfect porn star ass. So I started bleaching, started going to a waxing salon, started exercising to build it up. Now imma gonna start bathing with a loofah to get it nice and smooth. Sure it won’t be long before i’m applying all kinds of lotions. just want it to be perfect. for us nonbiological girly bois, it’s not really possible to attain the perfection for which Goddess Lindsay is the beacon, the platonic ideal to aspire to. But I figure, with my ass, I can at least approach it. I mean, absent 2 X chromosomes, what can a lowly boi like me do?
well, Goddess Lindsay helped me see the light. Get my ass in ship fucking shape. Achieve beyonce level perfection. Haha, make my ass so pretty that everyone but Goddess is fucking jealous, even beyonce her fucking DAMN self, lol. Even if my boobs can never get there, even if I can’t have the perfect vagina or the lovely lovely face of a real girl, my ass??? all the bitches wanna be me!!! mother fucker!!!! lol
yeah, so imma get a Barbie ass. the end. lol
if that don’t sound humble, well, i’m a paradox, i’m Lindsay’s creation! 🙂 Thanks GODDESS!!!
I’ve got a couple of weeks before the fall semester of school starts. I want to use some of that time to sort thru the PAGES of ideas I have. Any time I had an idea I would jot them down on OneNote or on one of my many notebooks. I have a feeling it’s going to be hard to choose which ideas will be executed first.
Twink’s current assignment is the 30 day squat challenge. (Today is day 13- 130 squats!) He’s still bleaching his asshole. I think it’s time for him to send a picture of his progress. It’s going to be so much fun when he graduates from the Progasm jr. to the Progasm Classic. I mean, it’s one thing to shove sex toys up your ass, it’s another when you are going after the entire look and feel of a perfect porn star pink ass!
As some of you know, I am taking an Algebra II class for summer. The final is on the 24th (I can’t wait!) So, needless to say I haven’t been around quite as much.
Lately I’ve been on Tumblr… A LOT. I think I’ll start posting more original stuff. No worries sissy freaks, I’ll continue to re-blog stuff I find interesting. I’m missing my creative outlet so I think posting stuff I make will be WAY fun.
It looks like Daisy is M.I.A. again. In the last 2 month’s he’s tortured himself, trying to fool himself into thinking he should attempt being a real man. (lol) He flounders about, confused about his ‘manhood’ and sexuality. Personally, I think it’s all crystal clear. Daisy has a little dick (3 inches I think.) Um, DUH your life’s work should ONLY be about servicing REAL men. I’ll welcome you back when you pop back up. HAHA
Twink has been anal bleaching almost daily since he got the cream. he’s gone for his second boy-pussy waxing on Tuesday. This time he asked the poor ass-waxing chick to take a picture of his freshly waxed booty! For now all you little beggars get is his card stamped from the salon. Eventually I plan on posting the freshly waxed butt on my blog.
I’ve got more updates to post but this studying isn’t going to get done all by itself. Before I get to that I’ll be sending out a pay to view mail of me and my very sexy blond friends!
My number one ‘gay but straight but really gay, like for real’ did some exciting shit this week! I can’t really call what Twinkess did a ‘Spa Day’, it was more like a Spa Session. He went for anal bleaching! Unfortunately he would have to go back weekly for 4-8 weeks to achieve certain results and it’s a bit pricey. We all know that money can go to a much better place. (ME)
Since Twink went through the humiliation of getting on all fours while a woman put fruit acid on his asshole, I figured he could continue his beauty regime at home. He’s been instructed to take photos of his “progress.” I’m curious to see how well the at-home anal bleach works. His butt hole is going to be the perfect shade of PORN STAR PINK!
Yeah, Twink and his boy-gina are going to be SUPER sissy stars. LOL
I couldn’t resist. I had to post not only the appointment confirmation email, I had to show off Twink’s shaky cell pic taken in the waiting room of the spa. LOL, I forgot to ask him if his voice cracked and was shaky too. I think deep down he enjoyed being on all fours- too bad he wasn’t on them longer. It’s also too bad there wasn’t big, hard cocks in the spa room with him. I guess that wasn’t an add-on service they provide. HAHA
i mustache you a question
making sure my database for my blog is working again! 🙂
I am in the mood to hear some secrets, confessions if you will. You know the kind I am talking about; the one where you like sucking cock, wear panties underneath your man clothes or watching your wife/girlfriend get fucked by big black cock- BBC. Those aren’t the only kinds of secrets or confessions I enjoy hearing. I promise your secret is safe with me! *wink*
Last, but not least, I want to give a special mention to one of my sluts. Today he will be heading out to H&M to do some panty shopping. He tried over the weekend but chickened out. Let’s just say 30+ women in a store at the same time as Bi-Coastal slave boy proves to be a challenge. (To say the least! lol) He will be going back to finish the assignment this week. If he succeeds, I might reward him with a couple of trips to adult book stores. I haven’t popped Bi’s glory hole cherry yet. I send my cum-dump-in-training on recon missions to see which glory holes, adult theaters and bookstores will have the best dick traffic.
Sexy little panties for a nasty little slut.
Check out slave’s first haul of panties. They were purchased last week. I’m very excited to see the new panties he ends up buying. Bi should be calling me on Niteflirt soon to update me on the shopping trip and to get a new, exciting yet humiliating assignment from me. He strives to make me happy and I am! Bi will undoubtedly continue to push his vanilla limits to gain my approval and keep Goddess entertained and smiling.