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In Praise of Bimbofication

s’omG I’m so excited bout Goddess ramping up Her bimbofication activities πŸ™‚ aside from Her utter mastery of the subject, She really enjoys it. I think more and more. like with any Master involved in teaching, I think having eager and enthusiastic BiT’s helps to maintain Her enjoyment. (BiT = bimbo in training, lol, I came up with that all on my own πŸ™‚ hip hip hooray !

so yeah, not that I can like keep up with all Her plans for Her new bimbofication project, Her mind moves like super fast. I just know that I’m like super exited cause I know it means even more feminization and sissification and bimbofication and all kinds of awesome direction from Hers truly, Goddess Lindsay! pretty much everything She says and does is like candy for my bimbo brain, which is good, since I’ve been keeping other candy to a minimum as I try to keep up with the improvements to my bimbo body πŸ™‚ it’s fine by me, bimbo brain candy is way better than a sugared candy bar or what have you

Anyway, the more time I spend talking to Goddess, thinking bout Goddess, doing tasks for Goddess, the more my brain changes, the dour man thoughts of my past being exchanged for the bright bubbly bimbo thoughts of my present and future. thoughts of pink hearts and cute heels and hot boys and hard…. Well, haha, I could go on forever. besides, better to leave something to the imagination.

Anyway, the best bet is to let Goddess turn your little weak male mind blank, and then let her fill in the blank for you! Don’t try to direct Her, cause you’ll just fuck it up. I speak from experience, I’ve fucked up with Goddess many times. thank Goddess She is patient, benevolent, and, with sufficient supplication, forgiving. but now I just let Her direct, and I get bimbo-er and bimbo-er. lol

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omg, let me tell you, it is SUCH a thrill that Goddess, THE Goddess, Goddess Lindsay, let’s me do these posts on Her blog for Her, and that She lets me have a worship blog for Her, and a tumblr to document my evolving bimbo tastes, and a Twitter as Her twink to publicly sing Her praises! Thank You Goddess, Thank You, for letting me serve You and for giving me purpose! to say You’re the best is a vast vast understatement!

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Twink's ass bleach and waxing progress.

Twink’s ass bleach and waxing progress.

whew, where to begin. oh wait, I know, i’m NOT Goddess Lindsay!!! lol. i’m twink . her humble servant. more and more humble every day. more humble still with Her invitation to write a guest blog post. omg

so yeah, She’s been documenting my attempt to get the perfect pornstar ass! πŸ™‚ I mean, it is at Her suggestion, but as with most of Her suggestions, it was perfect. I just needed someone to realize and tell me that what I’ve been wanting all along was to attain the perfect porn star ass. So I started bleaching, started going to a waxing salon, started exercising to build it up. Now imma gonna start bathing with a loofah to get it nice and smooth. Sure it won’t be long before i’m applying all kinds of lotions. just want it to be perfect. for us nonbiological girly bois, it’s not really possible to attain the perfection for which Goddess Lindsay is the beacon, the platonic ideal to aspire to. But I figure, with my ass, I can at least approach it. I mean, absent 2 X chromosomes, what can a lowly boi like me do?

well, Goddess Lindsay helped me see the light. Get my ass in ship fucking shape. Achieve beyonce level perfection. Haha, make my ass soΒ pretty that everyone but Goddess is fucking jealous, even beyonce her fucking DAMN self, lol. Even if my boobs can never get there, even if I can’t have the perfect vagina or the lovely lovely face of a real girl, my ass??? all the bitches wanna be me!!! mother fucker!!!! lol

yeah, so imma get a Barbie ass. the end. lol

if that don’t sound humble, well, i’m a paradox, i’m Lindsay’s creation! πŸ™‚ Thanks GODDESS!!!